can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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