Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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