Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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