Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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