I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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