At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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