what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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