so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The best revenge is premature balding
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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