Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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