Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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