He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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