It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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