Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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