She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
ttyl tear gas
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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