I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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