her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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