elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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