is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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