i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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