OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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