Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
