Just mADE A PArabola og urine
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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