Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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