This gyro tastes like lonliness
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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