I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Your cock deserves a montage
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I need water and some morals
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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