i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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