Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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