I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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