I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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