well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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