As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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