can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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