I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You can make out without kissing
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