he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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