Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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