Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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