I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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