The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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