so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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