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no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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