apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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