we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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