we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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