I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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