A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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