Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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