question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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