This girl is more easily done than said...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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