Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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