508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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