I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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