I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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