S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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